Corrupt A Wish

[CaleuxDeiNeosus]

Granted, but it is mucus flavored.

I wish this weren't my only form of entertainment right now.

[Maerad(",)]

Granted, but you cannot post here anymore.

I wish I can sing a duet song with JOSH GROBAN!!!!

[CaleuxDeiNeosus]

Granted, but you lose your voice for the rest of your life halfway through the song.

I wish I didn't have to write a paper that is due tomorrow.

[Maerad(",)]

Granted, the deadline was moved the day after tomorrow.

I wish I could memorize my monologue now!

[CaleuxDeiNeosus]

Granted, but you memorize it at the cost of everything else you've ever known including your name and having nothing else to reference, you believe the core of your existence is embodied by the motivation and feeling behind the monologue.

I wish corrupting wishes wasn't so fun.

[Maerad(",)]

Granted, you're bored.

I wish that I will get the gold medal to my character impersonation tomorrow.
Please dont corrupt it!! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!

[CaleuxDeiNeosus]

Granted, but it is fools gold.

I wish men could understand women.