An epic ending

[dandelliondeath]

What would be the most epic ending you can imagine?
Well, i create this thread so you can write it down.
Make it aobout a paragraph or so, it doesn't have to be from a real story, but if it is... well, better!
There is no genre, it can be about anything.
I'm gonna start:

"He looked one last time into the timeless paradise before him. He saw the giant trees, the golden lake, the silver houses. And one last time he saw his love, standing still, looking at him; before he ventured into the darkness"

Lets see who makes the most epic ending!

[zachariah]

Goldilocks eats the three bears.

[KatG]

Originally Posted by zachariah

Goldilocks eats the three bears.

With ketchup. It's not epic unless there's ketchup.

No okay, fine:

From the top of the castle tower, they watched as the mushroom cloud expanded across the horizon, and as the dust swirled, blocking out their view of the verdant trees and rolling hills, Jorel turned to Lebolith and said, "We will make a new start."

And then Lebolith ate him.

No, no, wait, sorry, I can do this. But it is Halloween after all.

[shashekar]

There was a tremendous roar as the universe expl

[Hereford Eye]

And they came together at last, the dwarf, the high elf, the gnome, the short folk, and the goblins. The greetings were long and joyous and without ranchor. Finally, one stood in their midst to ask: who brought the ketchup?

[kater]

As the time bubble halted at the exact moment of the universe's creation, amidst the sharp intakes of breath a single, surprised word was released into the ether. 'Ketchup???'

[tmso]

"What?"

Ketchup looked up from the book from which she was reading aloud, and looked out at the congregation of all of the universe's creatures. All her minions looked back expectantly for the final words that would set them free.

"Who the heck interrupted me?"

[Arash]

And with a mighty roar, he stabbed god in the brain.










And then stole his pants.

[KatG]

I like that one, Arash, even if it doesn't have ketchup.

[Warzoo]

The tomato army marched from the south, with leafy legs and green stalks erected, pushing ever onward to do battle with the Kingdom of Vinegar. For twenty long years these adversaries stared across the border, neither one wishing to do battle, yet each one knew that only with the complete destruction of the other, could they be safe from the Empire of Ketchup.

Yet there was shadiness afoot, for Lord Heinz of the 57th regiment, together with the general of the french fry army, had been planning a bold coup for many long years. Political strings had been pulled, which in truth, would make up the bulk of this epic story. But I don't want to get into that right now because this is the end.

So anyway, on the day when the armies of tomato and vinegar met upon the field of battle, a new foe waited beyond the shadow of a mountain. And only when the two armies clashed, did this new foe reveal itself.

It was potato army, and in alliance with the great masher compendium, they had armed themselves with steel weapons of crushing, with which they would break the skins of the pathetic tomato. And so on the moment when the two armies met, the force hidden beneath the mountain revealed itself, marching upon the weakened state of its foes.

The battlefield ran red, and the potato army smothered themselves in the remains of their enemy.

And so, as empires fell and history changed, Lord Heinz surveyed all the lands before him and cried, "Now I shall rule you all!"

[goldhawk]

And then god said, "Let there be light. ?!? Damn. Say, does anyone have a match?"

[RobertsInferno]

Originally Posted by KatG

With ketchup. It's not epic unless there's ketchup.

No okay, fine:

From the top of the castle tower, they watched as the mushroom cloud expanded across the horizon, and as the dust swirled, blocking out their view of the verdant trees and rolling hills, Jorel turned to Lebolith and said, "We will make a new start."

And then Lebolith ate him.

No, no, wait, sorry, I can do this. But it is Halloween after all.

I actually laughed out loud....the ending started to sound really good then BOOM death...but no ketchup?

[mylinar]

They all lived happily ever after.

No seriously, how often does that happen? It would be epic.

[KatG]

Oops, sorry.

"And then Lebolith ate him, with ketchup."

But I think I've lost to Warzoo.

[Fung Koo]

Some stuff happened, and a few other little things occurred along the way, but then, suddenly, in a dramatic and meaningful fashion, it was all over.



EPIC.